SCP-069

SCP-069 is a presumed humanoid entity of variable appearance and gender. Through an unknown ability, whenever SCP-069 is left alone with a recently deceased human body, the body will disappear and SCP-069 will take on the appearance, mannerisms, and knowledge of the recently dead individual.

Through extensive experimentation, it has been shown that SCP-069 is completely indistinguishable from the individual it impersonates, matching the original individual's fingerprints, DNA, and [DATA EXPUNGED] with nearly perfect precision. SCP-069 retains no knowledge of its abilities or former impersonations. SCP-069 responds normally to injury and pain, but if killed, will rapidly decay into dust regardless of any preservation attempts. SCP-069 will then re-emerge at the site of the most recent human death. There is no known maximum range to this effect, and so far has been observed in jumps of up to 675 kilometers.

SCP-069 can impersonate a single individual indefinitely. However, it will gain an overriding urge to "get their life in order", including but not limited to: resolving any outstanding financial or personal obligations, visiting extended family, updating their will and testament, and other acts of closure. When questioned, SCP-069 professes no driving motivation other than a desire to straighten out their lives in the event of unforeseen injury or death.

Alphaness

 I think you're making the mistake that being buff makes you alpha. I'm relatively out of shape and put little effort into my personal appearance but have had sex with 9 new (And cute) girls in the last month and far more than you over my lifetime. My good friend, who goes to the gym everyday and is ripped, hasn't had sex in the last 8 months. 

Being alpha is about confidence, not how you look. The fact that you need to make a thread to try and validate your hard work in the gym means you have some serious self confidence issues. Muscles can be a useful tool, but that is all they are, a tool. The goal (Fucking lots of girls and being successful in life) is what's important. You haven't reached the goal, so you sir, are not terribly alpha.